The Piglords's Prayer

Siggy the Piggy has posted his own version of the "Lords Prayer" over on his "Elijah's School of the Spirit" Yuku Community, and I feel it's bizarre enough to be worth creating a thread for here.


Sigmundivarsson
11/15/15 19:06:09

The efficient prayer

Our father who art with us
hallowed be your names
your will be done here
as it is in your mind


give us our daily
revelations and
permit the spirit
to act in our
behalf while
we forbid
our tradition

SigmundIvarsson
#2
11/18/15 23:43:51

you want to see bizarre
Philip asked what
happened to
our frog
and I said
he will be back
a frog goes where
the food is more tasty

Spiritrebel
#3
11/19/15 12:37:09

This was more like the froggy getting displeased with the pond he was living in and hopping off to find a better one.

SigmundIvarsson
#4
11/20/15 09:39:36

You still owe me the better
part of five thousand posts
just to get even with what
I have given you. You are
a control freak and with
me you have never been
in control. Could that be?

Spiritrebel
#5
11/20/15 14:17:51

I intend to keep on posting here, even though I've stopped posting copies of these messages on the NHB Community. I got exactly zero response to these postings, and see no reason to continue them. However, RR members are already responding to my importations of your messages here and also your postings there. And I'm trying to communicate meaningfully with you, not control you...

SigmundIvarsson
#6
11/20/15 16:32:50

message title: Kermit Grifith

I am in control and you
are just a sock puppet
I do not want to convert
anybody just to expose
them to the truth so that
they by rejecting it are
preparing themselves
for repentance and
grief . I have my hand
so far up your ass that
when my hand moves
your lips start lying

Spiritrebel
#7
11/20/15 18:16:31

I stay in communication with you because you're unique in terms of your spiritual knowledge and general life experience, and I'm constantly learning things from you that are worth sharing on the discussion forums I post on. This has nothing to do with who is in control or who believes what. Any time I am writing a message, I am in control, and when you are writing them, you are in control. And everybody who reads these messages after they're posted is in control of how they react to the information they've just accessed.

Philip Whaley
#8
11/20/15 21:09:50

SigmundIvarsson
#9
11/21/15 00:26:19

They are not in control
they are reacting according
to their lot and reveal it by
their reaction thereby become
aware of their lot. Either they be
for me or against me, this is their lot

Spiritrebel
#10
11/21/15 01:45:24

What if everybody's lot is a scenario in which the puppeteer pulls the strings and the puppet pulls back?

Patty Norrbom
#11
11/21/15 06:58:05

I'd like to see that as Pinocchio comes alive and doesn't need someone pulling his strings anymore.

SigmundIvarsson
#12
11/21/15 14:48:34

Unless you were sitting on his
face and said lie to me baby

Patty Norrbom
#13
11/21/15 16:39:02

first of all you can see I am not a people pleaser , so I do not need lies nor schmoozing to get me to say anything someone needs or wants to hear. it's called freedom of speech.

SigmundIvarsson
#14
11/22/15 08:07:57

the freedom is true
necessary confession
the right to be wrong