Funny from Randy

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations Team revealed that North American men between 50 and 60 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
This has come as very upsetting news to both me and most of my buddies, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese

This is like a Hungarian joke...
Pistike (Stevie) tugs at his mother's sleeves. "Mom, I don't want another little brother or sister..."
"But why, Pistike? Évike is so sweet, don't you think so?"
"Yes, she is, but I just heard someone on the radio saying that these days every third child born in the world is Chinese..."