SARAH
PALIN:
The
chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK
OBAMA:
Let
me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their
eggs.
No
chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs ...
Period!
JOHN
McCAIN:
My
friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage
in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the
road.
HILLARY
CLINTON:
What
difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the
road?
GEORGE
W. BUSH:
We
don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We
just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The
chicken is either with us or against us.
There
is no middle ground here.
DICK
CHENEY:
Where's
my gun?
BILL
CLINTON:
I did
not cross the road with that chicken.
AL
GORE:
I
invented the chicken ... and the road!
JOHN
KERRY:
Although
I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It
was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions.
I am
not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL
SHARPTON:
Why
are all the chickens white?
DR.
PHIL:
The
problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal
with the problem on this side of the road before he goes after the problem on
the other side of the road.
What
we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his
current problems before adding any new problems.
OPRAH:
Well,
I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross
the road so badly.
So
instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a
part of life, I'm going to give this
chicken a new car so he can just drive
across the road and not have to live his life like the rest of the poor
chickens.
ANDERSON
COOPER:
We
have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to
have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY
GRACE:
That
chicken crossed the road because he's guilty!
You
can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT
BUCHANAN:
To
steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA
STEWART:
No
one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going.
I had
a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped
to a certain level.
No
little bird gave me any insider information.
DR
SEUSS:
Did
the chicken cross the road?
Did
he cross it with a toad?
Yes,
the chicken crossed the road.
But
why he crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST
HEMINGWAY:
To
die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA:
In my
day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for
us.
DONALD
TRUMP:
We
should build a wall so the chicken can't cross the road.
BARBARA
WALTERS:
Isn't
that interesting?
In a
few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the
heartwarming story of how
he
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish his lifelong
dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is
the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL
GATES:
I
have just released eChicken2016, which will not only cross roads, but will lay
eggs,
file your important documents and balance your checkbook.
Internet
Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2016.
This
new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT
EINSTEIN:
Did
the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
COLONEL
SANDERS:
Did I
miss one?
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